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RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] You gotta give yourself permission to shine. It is, is it? Put your light on. Where did you get those? Jenny: She opens a book. 40 Best Pick-Up Lines From Around The World That Actually Work - mondly.com MATILDA Harry Wormwood: The 3rd cost $68. Don't be disgusting! The library? Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. They say she's going to put me in Chokey! His do-dah. Matilda: What do you want, Miss Chutney? Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. Knock on the door, Jenny. You wanted cake, you got cake! I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. [COUPLES Jenny: We have everything . A flaming escapologist? Above average is average. Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. 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For this newt you pin-worm! 4. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. This is the cottage from your story! But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. And it's made of spikes and wood. . Look at mummy. You should read it. I need to talk to SOMEBODY besides our stupid kids! and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. I've got a whole house to look after! Sued by who? MISS TRUNCHBULL Narrator: Did you hear what he said? Now, look at you, and look at me. Before my happy days were over, MISS HONEY MISS HONEY enters and knocks. Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . MR WORMWOOD . Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! Crush that little weasel! MATILDA Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. . Are you going to tell me a story or not? 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